video record yourself saying these words and answering these questions. that simple.
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I’m not a Tyler Perry fan so I don’t subscribe to his Facebook. Thankfully, I know people who do or I never would’ve come across this gem he posted yesterday.
A few days before President Obama was supposed to speak at my studio, I was leaving the studio, headed to the airport. Most times when I leave the studio I have an unmarked escort. Other times I constantly check in my rearview mirror to be sure that I’m not being followed. It’s a safety precaution that my security team taught me. As I got to an intersection, I made a left turn from the right lane and was pulled over by two police officers. I pulled the car over and put it in park. Then, I let the window down and sat in the car waiting for the officer. The officer came up to the driver’s door and said that I made an illegal turn. I said, “I signaled to get into the turning lane, then made the turn because I have to be sure I’m not being followed.” He said, “why do you think someone would be following you?”
OK Toni. Let me give it to you straight: I’m not sure I like you right now. True, your back catalog is bangin, and even the more recent albums that nobody bought are actually pretty good. And you still have all your vocal chops. But this reality show is not doing you any favors, ma’am, and your whole attitude is just Hainty and Extra. On behalf of your fans, the public, and myself, I would just like to air these grievances we’ve compiled against you, not least of which is your latest video because that thing is definitely not the move. But we’ll get to that last. First, the list.
::ahem::
Eros
a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus
a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at onceStorge
an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarityPragma
love that is driven by the head, not the heartMania
obsessive love; experience great emotional highs and lows; very possessive and often jealous loversAgape
selfless altruistic love; spiritual
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Dear God…
